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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free....... ~Ronald Reagan~

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Mayor Nagin Weather Forecast

Mayor Ray Nagin, now well known incompetent and presumed mayor of New Orleans is issuing weather forecasts and warinings for Hurricane Rita. He feels the storm could be a problem. Really?? Does this clown still think he's in charge? Here's a song for the mayor.
Lovely Rita meter maid, lovely Rita meter maid
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Lovely Rita meter maid, nothing can come between us when it gets dark I tow your heart away Standing by a parking meter when I caught a glimpse of Rita Filling in the ticket in her little white book.
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I the cap she looked much older, And the bag across her shoulder made her look a little like a military man.
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Lovely Rita meter maid, may I inquire discreetly, When you are free to take some tea with me
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Took her out and tried to win her, Had a laugh and over dinner Told her I would really like to see her again
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Got the bill and Rita paid it, Took her home and nearly made it Sitting on a sofa with a sister or two.
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Oh, lovely Rita meter maid, where would I be without you, Give us a wink and make me think of you.
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Mr. Nagin, this is no meter maid, it's a progressive hurricane that may engulf New Orleans. You blame the Feds, insult the Feds, don't listen to the Feds...So who will you blame if another evacuation fails after inviting folks back too soon?
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By the way...The military man in the song is really Thad Allen, your new boss!

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